Safety instructions

Hi guys,
tonight I am under the impression that all my muscles would shrink if I continued driving all day long. The American continent is incredible big. In the last three days we have tried to get to the East Coast as fast as possible and have covered a distance of circa 2000 miles (3560 km). We do not complain as we knew this long before. Beside all these expectations the reality revealed the unexpected in the last weeks more than one time. That is one meaning of adventure, isn't it?
I am actually too tired for long reports or my brain is shrinking too. Consider yourself invited to guess what kind of adventure in each case is hiding behind the following safety instructions:

1. When you want to drive on lonesome roads make sure that you have a jack, tools and an airpump on board your car.

2. When you find traces of an animal watch your steps very carefully.

3. When you want to take a shower make yourself familiar with the temperature control unit before entering the bathtub.

4. When you want to sleep outside in a tent make sure your sleeping bag is still comfortable at minus 5°c.

5. When you travel with your wife make sure she has sometimes someone else to talk to.

6. Before uploading pictures on the internet make sure you are familiar with your computer, especially when he is not working proper.